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Piranda bulibasei

26 Aug

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„Dormi in pace, natiune / Ca prezentul nu se pune”

 
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39 responses to “Piranda bulibasei

  1. Vocea Rusiei

    26 August 2013 at 9:02 pm

    Cica mai multi regi ca la tigani nu gasesti decat la spitalul de nebuni

     
    • Bendis

      27 August 2013 at 8:37 am

      … si Napoleoni :))) unu’ inca-i la Cotroceni!
      Vedea-l-as in camasa de forta! :)))

       
  2. Vocea Rusiei

    27 August 2013 at 5:45 pm

    Cum e cu Ramona Manescu ?

     
    • Bendis

      27 August 2013 at 5:50 pm

      :))) N-am idee! Mie imi plac barbatii! :)))

       
  3. Bendis

    27 August 2013 at 5:50 pm

    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour.

    COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows
    The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both, shoots one,
    milks the other and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull..
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income.

    VENTURE CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
    using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
    then execute a debt/equity swap
    with an associated general offer
    so that you get all four cows back,
    with a tax exemption for five cows.

    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred
    via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly
    owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights
    to all seven cows back to your listed company.
    The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
    with an option on one more.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads,
    because you want three cows.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.

    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    Nobody believes you,
    so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
    You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    The one on the left looks very attractive..

    A GREEK CORPORATION
    You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
    You eat both of them.
    The banks call to collect their milk,
    but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
    The IMF loans you two cows.
    You eat both of them.
    The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
    You are out getting a haircut.

     
    • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

      27 August 2013 at 8:04 pm

      Roman – am doua vaci. Inseamna ca sunt bou

       
      • Bendis

        27 August 2013 at 8:09 pm

        :))))) Inseamna ca esti chivernisit!😀

         
        • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

          27 August 2013 at 8:17 pm

          Chivernisit nu exclude bou

           
          • Bendis

            27 August 2013 at 8:34 pm

            Un bou care va naste invidii in randul …confratilor!😀

             
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 8:40 pm

            Orice bou naste ceva, e legea firii .

             
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 8:52 pm

            Cand spun a firii nu are legatura cu Pandele :)))

             
  4. Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

    27 August 2013 at 8:31 pm

     
    • Bendis

      27 August 2013 at 8:33 pm

      Iar n-am …sunet!😀

       
      • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

        27 August 2013 at 8:41 pm

        Ai nevoie de mine inteleg. Dar mai inteleg si ca ai o placere ciudata in a ma refuza🙂

         
        • Bendis

          27 August 2013 at 8:56 pm

          :))) si eu care credeam ca lucrurile stau …taman invers!😀

           
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 9:22 pm

            Nu am acut loc de intors :))))

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 9:27 pm

              Te cred! E cam aglomerata capitala! Mai bine-i in provincie! :)))

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 9:55 pm

            Nu cred ca e mai bine. Dar…erai plecata. Asa ca am mai amanat…ajung vineri incolo. Cu sot cu tot, te bagi la o bere ?

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 10:27 pm

              Auleo ! Vrai cu sot??? Impar nu se poate? :))

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 10:37 pm

            Merge si asa. De ce intrebi ? :)))

             
          • Bendis

            27 August 2013 at 10:43 pm

            Tie iti e usor sa zici!
            Da’ la mine, daca afla sotu’ …. o sa fiu in par :)))

             
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 10:53 pm

            Decat sa risti si sa afle mai bine ii spui, nu ? Va invit pe amandoi cu tot cu David. Ce zice familia ?

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 10:56 pm

              De cand asteapta David sa bea o bere! :)))

               
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 10:58 pm

              Doi scorpioni si un berbec! Crezi ca poti sa duci? :))

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 10:59 pm

            Eu cred ca da. Fara probleme. Tu ai vreo indoiala ?

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 11:03 pm

              Cunoscandu-ne pe noi … DA!😀

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 11:08 pm

            Deci ?

             
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 11:41 pm

            Nu stiu, dar macar incerc. How about you ?

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 11:55 pm

              :)) Daca ai sti, sigur n-ai incerca!😀
              Me ca me …. da’ cu him …hm! nu stiu pe unde pot sa scot camesa! :))

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            27 August 2013 at 11:57 pm

            Romanca indeed :))) zicea bunica mea de tine…m-as caca dar nu m-as screme :))) cam asa esti

             
            • Bendis

              27 August 2013 at 11:59 pm

              :))) stia bunica cum e cu …tranzitu’😀

               
          • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

            28 August 2013 at 12:14 am

            De ala intestinal vorbim ? :)))

             
          • Bendis

            28 August 2013 at 10:03 am

            Degeaba se spune ca dragostea trece prin stomac?
            Pe unde se elimina?😀

             
  5. Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

    28 August 2013 at 1:09 am

    Alicja zic

     
    • Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

      28 August 2013 at 1:10 am

      Am gresit :))))

       
  6. Du Rex, rege francez de origine latina

    28 August 2013 at 1:53 am

    Inchiderea programului

     
    • Bendis

      28 August 2013 at 10:10 am

      E firesc! Cand incep cu nani, nani sa inchei cu desteapta-te!
      Dar …oare … ?

       

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